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Monday, March 28, 2011

Thats Funny Right There!!!

Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.
9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.
8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.
7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging on the door.
6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.
3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.
2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.
1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.
I found this on the website http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/ And I'm sorry-- but party-goer or not-- this is funny!

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Facebook Break

Well I did the "unthinkable"-- I deactivated my Facebook account.... I haven't decided how long I am going to be "gone" for, but I really feel like I needed to take a break from all of that connection and constant updating to what is going on in other peoples lives.

Silly? Possibly! But I feel good knowing that I'm going to have some time to breathe with out status updates crowding my brain!